Academia Dimwits

This poem was in protest of government pork! I was listening to the news and it was reported that the US Government funded a study by a university to study “What? If anything, Dogs Think About.

I was dumbfounded that our government would waste our tax money on such as this. Just ask me! They think about food and if the female is in estrus then its sex and food. DIP-SHITS!

What dogs think?

Research was done

By a University

Just for fun

Much money spent

Tax dollars went

Papers were submitted

By the dimwitted

Conclusion was amusing

What’s a dog’s choosing

Foods his thought

Happy we’re naught

So ridiculously funny

Except for the money

What we learned

Academia we spurn!