This poem was in protest of government pork! I was listening to the news and it was reported that the US Government funded a study by a university to study “What? If anything, Dogs Think About.

I was dumbfounded that our government would waste our tax money on such as this. Just ask me! They think about food and if the female is in estrus then its sex and food. DIP-SHITS!

                                                What dogs think?

                                          Research was done

                                                By a University

                                          Just for fun

                                                Much money spent

                                          Tax dollars went

                                                Papers were submitted

                                          By the dimwitted

                                                Conclusion was amusing

                                          What’s a dog’s choosing

                                                Foods his thought

                                           Happy we’re naught

                                                So ridiculously funny

                                           Except for the money

                                                What we learned

                                           Academia we spurn!